Gustavio will astound you with absurdity
Be Bizarre hire Flabompkin
An Electrifying performance
Be Bizarre hire Flabompkin
An Electrifying performance
When absurdity reaches new lows you can be reassured that Flabompkin can lower the bar even further.
You will be wasting your money having Gustavio at your event.The show is an abomination. Astounding as it may be shows and events are resounding failures. Even the aliens flew back to their planets at Intermission
Space shot, emcee, impersonator and inept magician,goof ball,excentric ,bozo— Gustavio Flabompkin is always the levitationist at the party. Flabompkin has received accolades from both party-goers, aliens and travelers from other galaxies. For an outrageous additional fee an encore performance featuring the worlds most extreme feats of nose flatulation to the song Roll Out the Barrel will be performed. It will astound any audience.More tomato's have been launched at him than a 55 gallon drum of tomato soup.
With clients including corporate bankruptcy going away parties and herds of Elephants.Try picking up after that! Don‘t try it with a tablespoon!! Gustavio Flabompkin’s high-energy interactive entertainment is sure to bring — not just shock — from hysteria,incompetence and daring feats of the unknown to your event in addition to severe cramps and lines for the toilet.
Schedule an event consultation with Gustavio Flabompkin. Not really a great idea.Together, you can figure out your entertainment needs. You will also get tips on what to do to make your event evolve into a total travesty. Possibly loose your job or all your relatives and friends .Gustavio Flabompkin can give you a heads up on what planning pitfalls to avoid. Not true! Hiring him would be a disaster!
"Gustavio made the closing night of our corporate event a total disaster. With Gustavio Flabompkin, the party evolved into a long farcical journey as he levitated over the desert table and crashed into the pastries. What a jerk I really wanted a piece of that chocolate three layer cake.
Your launch from the canon was a blast! How unfortunate you landed on the guest of honors table as diner was being served. Thanks for offering to pay for the dry cleaning.The check bounced! You are the worlds biggest Klutz.
"Our company Christmas parties were never very successful. Gustavio Flabompkin helped us see where we had been going wrong and helped us go out of business.
With a daring performance of reverse osmiotic teletransportation from a coffee urn on the buffett table
he brought a roast turkey back to life. The guests were in shock as the bird took flight.
The Flabompkin Institute can claim no relevant value in establishing your intellectual relevance in the cosmosmosphere.Total blither is what you will experience if you attend a seminar. Bring boots to wade through the bull shit.
Do you have questions about what I can do to make your event a total disaster? Are you interested in collaborating on wasting your budget dollars on a whimsical humorists bizarre thoughts? Send me a message, and I may never respond but who knows you may see a message in a bottle float bye when your at the beach. Or looking up at the sky a cloud formation might have a coded reply.
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